“Dog days…”

Just what I needed. Woke up to find that the dog puked and shat all over the house. I don’t even let the dog lick me because of its germs – my wife didn’t even stop the dog from licking our daughter as if his drinking toilet water wasn’t enough to get her to stop him! So – ok – it was a big fight and then she tells me there’s a $400 vet bill and that I’m overreacting! What did I do to deserve this morning?!